English jokes

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

PA presentations

Hey,guys and girls! I'm gonna upload the PA presentations carried in our class right here. Below are the links of the presentations. I'll constantly add on to it as the presentation is carried out weekly, ok? Hope this will help you... ^^

Vi Vian - Pra Dasar Ekonomi
Jia Ru - Rangka Rancangan Jangka Panjang Pertama (RRJP1)
Lai San - Kemusnahan Hutan

Journey in form 6

I guess it will be a fun yet challenging year...
But do not give up. We will fight this war together. Everything will be fine if we think that someone will support us by our side.
Gambateh everyone...
If u already decided to choose this road, walk till you reach the end. Enjoy the journey with a positive mindset.

U6S3 - 1st post

Hey! Starting from today, we're officially in Upper Six, and can be considered the eldest in the school... How are all of you feeling now? Nervous? Excited? Happy? Sad?
I'm glad to be back with friends again... But I'm not sure about the studies we are going to face, especially after such a looooooooong break.. Haha... Anyway, break a leg! ^^

2009

A year full of the unexpected
A year where I met you guys
Half a year spent together
In laughter and strivings
Gained more than what I bargained for
Learnt more than I lost
In short, a year of joy and sorrow
Know what?
Getting to have all of you as classmates
Is definitely a great experience
I hope the friendship built
Would always be a long-lasting one

**See you in school at 04.01.10 ;)
http://grace0311.blogspot.com/2009/12/2009.html

❤ Hello

Hello boys and girls!
How's your holidays?
I miss you guys so much ):




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Holidays

Hey, guys and girls? How are all of you?

It's been two weeks since the year end holidays begun..

Well, how was it? Enjoyed yourselves thouroughly?

Result slips were sent last week, and the postman might just drop by any moment from now to deliver the "dreadful letter" (as some may name it)..

I can almost picture the expression of some when they receive their result slips..

Of course, this does not exclude myself as being one of them..

Frankly, I'm too nervous to write anymore..

Well, I'll end here by wishing all of you "Happy Holiday!"